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This summer, a tale of hope in a world gone mad, where violence is verbotten and managers rule over the ashes, will an unlikely hero, in the form of a Eunuch save wo-man from itself?

Critics are saying it's "spicy", "racey" and "prophetic" and even Stuart Lee said "it's ok"

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Eunuch in the Ashes

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Chilling...fucking chilling to the bone. Great stuff AA. I guess these broads won't be reading any Populist Delusion or Prophets of Doom lol

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How can the people off Global have penetrative sex if all the males had their privates cut off? On second thoughts, maybe I don't want to know the answer to that...

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Note the passage on Capital and how they have different rules and biological males still exist there for planning and design purposes.

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Ah yes, I see. Do the males of Capital also imbibe oestrogen, or are like bristling with testosterone? If it's the former, are they not shooting blanks? And if it's the latter, do they not have violent tendencies that are contrary to the overly socialised nature of Capital and Global? Maybe they have a yearly tradition where they go outside of Capital for the "Big Hunt", where they compete to kill the Oestrogen pumped Eunuchs of Global, and it's televised to the masses... I dunno, sounds like an 80's action film, ignore me. Cool story though

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Chilling

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Needs more Cosmic Horror. Real life just doesn't cut it anymore.

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This is how either Walden would actually turn out. Thanks AA

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Make a great short film. I’d love people to see the potential future.

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It is very "Children of Men" mixed with some post race war vibes

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